A Platform of Unquestionable Funkness
Mr. Funk E. Dude fights for the inalienable rights of shitposters. In his Mastodon, no shitpost shall be silenced, no meme shall be left behind.
With a FIRM conviction, he believes that consensual butt touching will free humanity. It is the unshakeable foundation of a truly utopian society.
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